Tuesday, November 8th, 2005 01:36 pm
The Physics of Bras
Bog Snorkelling
Can Fame Be Measured Quantitatively?

We propose... ...the standard unit of fame be called the Lewinsky (Lw), where 1 Lewinsky is the number of web pages that mention Monica Lewinsky. In this system, Earle Spamer has a fame of 840 microLewinskys, while Jesus Christ has a fame of 7.6 Lewinskys.
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Monday, November 7th, 2005 09:46 pm (UTC)
The women run with and without bras, so the laboratory doors are bolted to prevent uninvited people from bursting in.

*g*
Monday, November 7th, 2005 09:51 pm (UTC)
Because if I had agreed to a study where people get to stick sensors on my breasts and then map the way they jiggle when I run, the thing I'd be worried about is people seeing them.
Monday, November 7th, 2005 10:47 pm (UTC)
To that end, McGhee's team in Australia, headed by biomechanist Julie Steele, tags women with light-emitting diodes and asks them to run on treadmills.

I find there's a real problem these days with assuming that technological solutions are the best ones. This team has gone to all the trouble of tracking LEDs in 3-dimensional space, when all you really need is a triple-redundant configuration of adolescent mammary observation specialists. Give them a look at the test subject running for...oh, about 2 seconds?...and they'll give you a 10-page report with accuracy of movement down to about 5nm.
Monday, November 7th, 2005 10:49 pm (UTC)
Actually, my point about reliance on technological solutions is reinforced with the first picture in that article, with the caption:

"An x-ray scan of a bra reveals major structural elements, including straps, fasteners, and underwires."

I think we could pick those elements just by looking at it?
Monday, November 7th, 2005 11:01 pm (UTC)
Yes but would you feel like you'd really, really studied it?
Tuesday, November 8th, 2005 12:36 am (UTC)
I think we could pick those elements just by looking at it?

I thought this too. Overkill!