The Physics of Bras
Bog Snorkelling
Can Fame Be Measured Quantitatively?
We propose... ...the standard unit of fame be called the Lewinsky (Lw), where 1 Lewinsky is the number of web pages that mention Monica Lewinsky. In this system, Earle Spamer has a fame of 840 microLewinskys, while Jesus Christ has a fame of 7.6 Lewinskys.
Bog Snorkelling
Can Fame Be Measured Quantitatively?
We propose... ...the standard unit of fame be called the Lewinsky (Lw), where 1 Lewinsky is the number of web pages that mention Monica Lewinsky. In this system, Earle Spamer has a fame of 840 microLewinskys, while Jesus Christ has a fame of 7.6 Lewinskys.
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I find there's a real problem these days with assuming that technological solutions are the best ones. This team has gone to all the trouble of tracking LEDs in 3-dimensional space, when all you really need is a triple-redundant configuration of adolescent mammary observation specialists. Give them a look at the test subject running for...oh, about 2 seconds?...and they'll give you a 10-page report with accuracy of movement down to about 5nm.
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"An x-ray scan of a bra reveals major structural elements, including straps, fasteners, and underwires."
I think we could pick those elements just by looking at it?
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I thought this too. Overkill!