Tuesday, April 5th, 2005 06:11 pm
So what would be the most effective way to exercise an overweight daschund?

I mean we're talking a dog that is so close to the ground that cocking a leg is an exercise in futility, a dog that makes you wonder what rotten begger docked it's legs. A species of canine that can run under coffee tables and motor vehicles with impunity.

Now think good and hard about what I might have seen in the park this afternoon...

Are you thinking of a Vespa?
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Tuesday, April 5th, 2005 07:46 pm (UTC)
Now I'm thinking about Spaceballs: The Movie (as opposed to Spaceballs: The Action figures).