Dear Diary, I'm awake, really

[samvara]

Dude from the tree-lopping company leaned seductively against the door frame and asked pointed questions about my life / house-mate / husband for a good five minutes before I realised he was flirting with me.

Am more interested in my new cough; how on earth do you get a cough without some sort of infection?

...and now that I think about it, I just passed up the chance to enact a fairly popular porn fantasy.

Comments

[stephbg.livejournal.com]

You might have a viral cough. Or you've just been talking too much lately.

Or it could be a tooma.

[black-samvara.livejournal.com]

Wahhhh

[stephbg.livejournal.com]

It's not a tooma.

And such a waste of the tree guy. Prefect porn casting: "We got wood!"

[black-samvara.livejournal.com]

I just laughed myself into a coughing spasm :p