Thursday, March 5th, 2009 11:54 am
Dude from the tree-lopping company leaned seductively against the door frame and asked pointed questions about my life / house-mate / husband for a good five minutes before I realised he was flirting with me.

Am more interested in my new cough; how on earth do you get a cough without some sort of infection?

...and now that I think about it, I just passed up the chance to enact a fairly popular porn fantasy.