Questions I asked myself this morning...

1. Why is there salami in the strawberries?

2. Why, in a house of three, do we have five toothbrushes? ED: Six

except that porcupines are allergic to raisins...

[giggles]

Bloom County Babylon : Five Years of Basic Naughtiness arrived in the post on Friday - possibly this is peculiar to the sense of humour of someone raised by hippies. R&R had a copy when I was living with them and I've been meaning to get my own for... oh... seven years now. Poor ascetic_hedony had to put up with me sneaking in to read bits out to him all weekend.