Questions I asked myself this morning...

[samvara]

1. Why is there salami in the strawberries?

2. Why, in a house of three, do we have five toothbrushes? ED: Six

Comments

[cricketk.livejournal.com]

These are important questions.

I submit that the salami has been visiting the strawberries every night and just stayed over this once and got caught.

Also - 3 humans and 2 DOGS = 5 toothbrushes. You know that they only pretend to drink the toilet water - they're really using the facilities as required.

[black-samvara.livejournal.com]

Gah, you mean I caught em in flagrante delicto?

I feel... icky.

I wonder whose toothpaste they are using?

[cricketk.livejournal.com]

in flagrante delicio, maybe.

I think the dogs are using alternative toothpastes. Oh yes indeedy. What do you think all the shoe-thieving is about?

[black-samvara.livejournal.com]

[shudder] They may both be red and squishy and thus have a lot in common but I see relationship counseling on the horizon.

I *thought* it was about unrequited love but hygiene does make a lot of sense...

[strangedave.livejournal.com]

Some of the toothbrushes just aren't for use on teeth. They are secretly for cleaning other... parts. Obviously, there are 5 because the other two need extra brushes for reasons you just haven't quite worked out.

[black-samvara.livejournal.com]

[suspicious]

Is this a boy thing?

Maybe one of the boys is using one and the other is using three...

[cricketk.livejournal.com]

Aha!

Secret men's business!

[juffles.livejournal.com]

Has anyone seen my bridge?

[cricketk.livejournal.com]

Maybe the Hairy_peril took it outside to cuddle?

[juffles.livejournal.com]

[black-samvara.livejournal.com]

Out of curiosity is Sector 12 my LJ, or this a more general thingy?

If you tell me what you're doing with the toothbrush I will give your shoes back!

[juffles.livejournal.com]

I want proof of life, first.

[cricketk.livejournal.com]

Hah! They're not really toothbrushes! That's the only way they could be essential to a world-domination plan.

*points "toothbrush" at you*

What is it really? Huh? Huh? Huh?

[cricketk.livejournal.com]

Like eyebrow grooming!

I've seen that in the movies, y'know.

[black-samvara.livejournal.com]

A to remain unnamed person once demonstrated how incredibly useful a processor chip is for eyebrow combing.

[maharetr.livejournal.com]

I suspect one may be kinda mine.1 I have a memory of ascetic_hedony handing me a packaged toothbrush saying "Keep it secret, keep it safe" "Here, you can use this one." My instincts were probably to add it to the cup with all the other toothbrushes, cos otherwise it would get lonely?

1. This argument would hold even more weight if I could remeber which one it is, and id it on sight. Alas.

[black-samvara.livejournal.com]

Do you mean to say we have The One Toothbrush in our bathroom and didn't know it?

[ascetic-hedony.livejournal.com]

That accounts for one of five.

Did the Dwarven kings receive 5 rings or 7?

[maharetr.livejournal.com]

Hmm...

Three RingsToothbrushes for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One RingToothbrush to rule them all, One RingToothbrush to find them,
One RingToothbrush to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

The big question in all of this, of course, is where does the toothpaste come into it?

[cricketk.livejournal.com]

1. Why is there salami in the strawberries?

Alphabetical fridge filing done by dyslexics?

[mynxii.livejournal.com]

i'm betting that it was saturday when i walked fainting into house begging plaintively for food, which AH duly found (wonderful creature that he is) and then somehow the salami (upon feeling ignored by me in favour of strawberries) shacked up with the bowl upon being replaced in the fridge.

*note there could be some exaggeration in parts here

[ascetic-hedony.livejournal.com]

I may have mentioned in the hearing of the salami that I rather like the combination of sweet and spicy.

Also, that salami - it wanders. I've found it shacking up with the cheese, the butter and some elderly capsicum. While I would like to blame the packaging, I have my suspicions.

Needless to say, we're going with the shaved salami from now on. At least it can be trusted to behave itself.

[ascetic-hedony.livejournal.com]

The saddest part of this story is that my toothbrush lives in seclusion. We actually have 6 pre-loved toothbrushes in the bathroom.

[cricketk.livejournal.com]

So there are still two more than can readily be accounted for.

*gives them the fisheye*

[ascetic-hedony.livejournal.com]

I suspect wobowikkles is not telling all. Especially since 3 of the brushes are of the brand she favours.