Tuesday, February 1st, 2005 05:49 pm
I know this because:

1) Someone rang and made me laugh
2) I have been given a free thermometer and
3) Email spam has reached new heights of incoherence - three fabulous extracts

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"Transglutaminases in Health and Disease: Glue of Extracellular Matrix and Hallmark of Epidermal Cornification."

"Our lozenges is the scientifically formalized grass nutritionary alloy to increase abundance by meliorating spermatozoon character, count and movement."
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Thursday, February 3rd, 2005 05:23 pm (UTC)
Singular is Spermatozoa - so I got confused converting it to a plural. Like English makes sense anyway.