The World is a Good Place

[samvara]

I know this because:

1) Someone rang and made me laugh
2) I have been given a free thermometer and
3) Email spam has reached new heights of incoherence - three fabulous extracts

"No Ruse ... Literal Ability! The equal case of research that originated another wonder narcotics, has now composed a radical herbaceous tablet that can gain your penis rate by 2" to 5" in exactly a several short hebdomads! Merely consume 1 our pills every day... It will create your phallus growth a huge 55%!"

"Transglutaminases in Health and Disease: Glue of Extracellular Matrix and Hallmark of Epidermal Cornification."

"Our lozenges is the scientifically formalized grass nutritionary alloy to increase abundance by meliorating spermatozoon character, count and movement."

Comments

[evilmattikinz.livejournal.com]

I want some of those lozenges...!











I could feed them to unwary marketing people that cross my path.

[cricketk.livejournal.com]

That is truly a thing of beauty.

[mr-booboo.livejournal.com]

LOLOLOLOL!

*plonk*

*falls to the floor laughing*

I wish my english was that good. I wants the transglutaminases in Health and Desease. I'm not sure what it is, but I'm very drawn to it.

Ooh, and the spermatazoon lozenges. Mmmmm Yummy.

[ascetic-hedony.livejournal.com]

Spermatazoan flavoured lozenges? That's disturbing.

[mr-booboo.livejournal.com]

spermatazoOn. Spell it right!

[ascetic-hedony.livejournal.com]

Singular is Spermatozoa - so I got confused converting it to a plural. Like English makes sense anyway.