samvara

[chokes] My God this is good. Fiction about a housewife whose life goes through some massive changes. Not what you might expect and I cannot do justice to how very witty I found this.

'What shall I do, Kate?' she said out loud.
'Quit and have a life,' replied Kate from behind her closed eyes.
'I thought you were asleep.'
'No, I merely lie dormant waiting to plague you.'
'Good.'

Eve knew she had never been good-looking. That the nearest she had ever got to being a femme fatale was being involved in a really serious car crash.

I am going to force this on many people so start bracing yourselves now if you want to.