I joined my local video rental store

[samvara]

Earthsea the TV series exists. I am impressed; I am awestruck. I haven’t even watched it due to the DVD refusing to play sound but even expecting it to be unbelievably bad I want to see it. Watched Transporter 2¹ which has many good qualities, all of them to do with cheap violence, including a fabulously choreographed fight scene with fire hose, bucket and a seemingly inexhaustible supply of baddies.

Bought the perfect eggplant, cooked thai green chicken curry and ate vast amounts of it with chopped tomato, coriander, cashews and plain yoghurt. Ate the last of the date muffins; still have caramel sauce left over [fans self], I can hear my arteries going CLANG.

Found mystery ice-cream container in the cupboard with two large, purplely-black, melting, blobby, hairy things in it. ascetic_hedony I think you should know I’m scared of it.

¹Mental Note: Don’t let other people use the coin flipping method to choose what to watch first in future. Coins with heads on both sides is cheating.

Comments

[black-samvara.livejournal.com]

I have a horrible feeling that what I am seeing is the natural decomposition of two purple onions in a sealed container.

I keep severed testicles in pickle jars silly.

[prk.livejournal.com]

I have a horrible feeling that what I am seeing is the natural decomposition of two purple onions in a sealed container.

Phew.

For a second there I thought that you might actually have ...

I keep severed testicles in pickle jars silly.

... Oh.

*shudder*

*twitch*

[black-samvara.livejournal.com]

It's perfectly hygienic...

[prk.livejournal.com]

I'm glad that hygiene is at the forefront of your mind when it comes to ripping someone's testicles off.

Heaven forbid if there were dirt under your nails...

[black-samvara.livejournal.com]

Rusty razorblade and a rubber band...

[prk.livejournal.com]

I'd just like to say that me deciding to leave the office and head home at this stage should not be construed as me fleeing in terror.

On the other hand...

*flees in terror*

[black-samvara.livejournal.com]

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