Tuesday, November 8th, 2005 01:36 pm
The Physics of Bras
Bog Snorkelling
Can Fame Be Measured Quantitatively?

We propose... ...the standard unit of fame be called the Lewinsky (Lw), where 1 Lewinsky is the number of web pages that mention Monica Lewinsky. In this system, Earle Spamer has a fame of 840 microLewinskys, while Jesus Christ has a fame of 7.6 Lewinskys.
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Tuesday, November 8th, 2005 04:39 am (UTC)
I like The History of the Universe in 200 Words or Less and the Operational Assessment of the E-11 Blaster Rifle.

I have always thought the failure of Imperial Stormtroopers to successfully fire a blaster and hit a barn waddling away slowly was to do with having been cloned badly from Jango Fett. A blind spot no doubt enhanced by the traditional helmets.