Family dinner as elders going down South on Friday.

[samvara]

I luv my family. Yups. I do.

Mother: So when are you moving?
Me: You're moving? Where?
B1: Next door to the empty block!
B2: We're going to live in cardboard boxes!
Me: They're selling your house? How much? Can I buy it?
B1: It's a crap house; you don't want it.
Me: Yes, but I could buy the block next door as well and start my housing co-operative!
B1: You're going to join a cult?
Me: No I'm going to start a hous..
B2: When are the aliens coming?
Grandmother: It will never work
Me: OK, OK I'm starting a cult!
Mother: I used to live with someone who started a co-op..
B2: That weird guy?
Me: Desperately Christmas presents!
Mother: Oohhh organic chocolate!
B1: Bio-dynamic choccie!
B2: Vibrating bio-dynamic choccie!
Grandmother: Boys! Help me open these teeny tiny packages
Grandmother: Oh, an elephant
Me: It's a lucky elephant!
B1: Look! An elephant!
Me: It's a lucky elephant!
B2: I bet mine's a frog!
Grandmother: Oh, another elephant!
Me: It's a lucky elephant!
B2: Ribbit!
Me: It's a lucky el.. err frog!