so I get pushed around by a short, hairy midget

[samvara]

Was all set to be cranky and tired and not-going anywhere when I got home, thankfully have a woofer so was not an option.

The hairy_peril saves me from myself.. again

Woofer: OH MY GOD you're home and it's GREAT.
Me: Yes. Home.
Woofer: This is GREAT, we can go to the PARK!
Me: Hehe, you're kinda cute.
Woofer: LOOK! Front DOOR!
Me: OK, OK getting keys now.
Woofer: and and I found a BALL!
Me: I have one, put that down.
Woofer: You want me to do something?
Me: Put it down.
Woofer: *sits*
Me: Put it down.
Woofer *sits facing other way*
Me: Put it down.
Woofer: *lies down*
Woofer: I'm a GOOD DOG huh?
Me: I have a ball *shows ball* put it down!
Woofer: *puts ball down*
Me: Phew.
Woofer: *picks ball up*
Me: You don't trust me do you?
Woofer: *sits*

Comments

[juffles.livejournal.com]

Hehehe...so cute. Mine goes more like:

Woofette: OMG YOU'RE HOME and it's GREAT
Me: Yes. Home.
Woofette: Have I shown you my paws recently? See my paws? Look, they can poke you in the gut!
Me: Ow. Yes. Paws.
Woofette: No no, PAWS. See? Look, I can reach your chest too!
Me: OW. Down.
Woofette: Hmm....'down' eh...I'm sure I should know what that means. Look, paws!
Me: Ow. Down.
Woofette: Look, I have a bone too! See my bone? Say, when are we going for a walk? I have paws!
Me: Ow. Yes, getting leash.
Woofette: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG LEASH. Hurry up and put your shoes on. Maybe you'll move faster if I wave my paws at you.
Me: Ow. Come on, door.
Woofette: DOOR! *spin spin*
Me: Sit.
Woofette: *spin spin*
Me: Ow. Nice tail. SIT.
Woofette: Oh, that. Nah, we don't need that leash thing. I'm a good girl.
Me: Yes, that's what the ranger said. SIT.
Woofette: Fine. Pansy. Did I mention my paws?

How did I ever live without a dog?