so I get pushed around by a short, hairy midget

[samvara]

Was all set to be cranky and tired and not-going anywhere when I got home, thankfully have a woofer so was not an option.

The hairy_peril saves me from myself.. again

Woofer: OH MY GOD you're home and it's GREAT.
Me: Yes. Home.
Woofer: This is GREAT, we can go to the PARK!
Me: Hehe, you're kinda cute.
Woofer: LOOK! Front DOOR!
Me: OK, OK getting keys now.
Woofer: and and I found a BALL!
Me: I have one, put that down.
Woofer: You want me to do something?
Me: Put it down.
Woofer: *sits*
Me: Put it down.
Woofer *sits facing other way*
Me: Put it down.
Woofer: *lies down*
Woofer: I'm a GOOD DOG huh?
Me: I have a ball *shows ball* put it down!
Woofer: *puts ball down*
Me: Phew.
Woofer: *picks ball up*
Me: You don't trust me do you?
Woofer: *sits*