Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

[samvara]

Evidence that someone in the world has more money than god and a very small dick.

Shiny, amazingly cheap and self-indulgent with very pretty explosions and masturbatory levels of CGI. Shia LaBeouf annoys me far less as an actor in this and Josh Duhamel has really good cheekbones as does the lovely Megan Fox. Did some good things with sound, felt the timing on the use of the trailer footage was a bit off.

Don't see it for full price and when you do, expect to come out surrounded by clouds of testosterone and a weird urge to shout 'cock!'

Comments

[dalekboy.livejournal.com]

Dear Dr. Samvara, I often have the urge to shout (or text) 'cock,' but no clouds of testosterone, nor any urge to ever see this film. Am I abnormal?
Sincerely, Confused.

[black-samvara.livejournal.com]

Dear Confused,

It sounds like you got the better deal. I suggest you continue to text shout 'cock' in the happy knowledge that it's not abnormal if everyone is doing it.

Sincerely, Samvara