Ninjas! Cheerleaders! Strippers!

[samvara]

No seriously, Ninja Cheerleaders. If my goal today was to make everyone at work giggle whenever I said those words then my day was a roaring success. What I can't believe is that this is a remake; I discovered this gem while browsing photoshopdisasters.com and it was every bad thing I could hope for.

Comments

[cheshirenoir.livejournal.com]

Maybe we could organize a double feature with this? (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0960890/)

[black-samvara.livejournal.com]

Do you own this masterpiece?

[cheshirenoir.livejournal.com]

Um. "I refuse to confirm or deny on the grounds I may incriminate myself"

I'll make sure Sez brings it with her.

[rdmasters.livejournal.com]

Oh, I am so going to have to lend you some of our collection!

"Angel's Revenge" is in a similar vein - and if you want to go back in time further we also have "The Horrors of Spider Island", which started life as a German soft-core porn, and ... got lost somehow.

"Deathstalker" (I, II, III, and IV) are ... well to quote from the MST3K crew "The chilling sound of cardboard on cardboard!"

And much much worse lurks in our stacks.

Some are MST3K'ed, some are not. All are hopelessly funny for the wrong reasons.

[black-samvara.livejournal.com]

Oh, oh you don't have Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death do you? I cannot find a copy anywhere!

[rdmasters.livejournal.com]

Maybe... Though without the avocados.

(a couple of minutes later)

Holy crap! It's REAL? That's it, I'm off to find a copy. Somehow. I mean, the IMDB quotes alone make it ... err, the word 'worthwhile' seems wrong, but you know what I mean, I'm sure.

[leecetheartist.livejournal.com]

What, this? http://www.amazon.com/Cannibal-Women-Avocado-Jungle-Death/dp/6305078599

[black-samvara.livejournal.com]

I saw it once on VHS year ago and have been trying to source it again ever since.