Thursday, March 5th, 2009 11:54 am
Dude from the tree-lopping company leaned seductively against the door frame and asked pointed questions about my life / house-mate / husband for a good five minutes before I realised he was flirting with me.

Am more interested in my new cough; how on earth do you get a cough without some sort of infection?

...and now that I think about it, I just passed up the chance to enact a fairly popular porn fantasy.
Thursday, March 5th, 2009 05:51 am (UTC)
Was he an attractive dude from the tree-lopping company?

...I kept flirting with the package mail man. Till I found out he was married and had kids.

Also, asthma or dust/allergies are my guess.
Thursday, March 5th, 2009 06:36 am (UTC)
Alas, not my scene! The me being terribly ill and him assuming I'm straight didn't help either.

*grins*
Thursday, March 5th, 2009 06:54 am (UTC)
I can understand that. It's not really my type of thing either---I just like to flirt, because it amuses me!

*hands chicken soup over for illness*
Thursday, March 5th, 2009 07:13 am (UTC)
I'll usually flirt with anyone! I just don't get heteronormed at quite that hard, for a moment there I felt almost gay.

*cradles soup lovingly*