R.I.P. Laser

[samvara]

A Finnish friend commented on the loss of my car..

Did you really hit a kangaroo? That's a very Australian way to lose your car. The next one you buy will become infested by wombats. Third stolen by rogue surfers. You should've reacted quickly and in the proper manner - run to buy a LOT of cooled boxes and a saw; cut the roo apart, send the meat to europe, buy a new car with the profit.

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[evilmattikinz.livejournal.com]

Or weld an exceptionally large and robust gate on the front of your new vehicle in true outback fashion so that anything hitting it whether it be roo or buffalo or boar or deadly spider or Steve Irwin or Rolf[0] Harris or policeman or small child or hobbit or sarcastic LJ poster won't stand a chance. (-;


[0] Rofl Harris is funnier