Saturday, May 12th, 2007 10:01 am
So. It's my birthday coming up - I *deserve* a taser right?
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Saturday, May 12th, 2007 04:24 am (UTC)
Er, what, like this (http://inventorspot.com/security_system)?
Saturday, May 12th, 2007 04:01 pm (UTC)
I wants one too.... I like the bit about you dont have to be 'female or menstruating' to use it and 'not recommended for vaginal insertion'. Fucking right baby!!

Saturday, May 12th, 2007 07:22 am (UTC)
[Checks range of taser is less than 10,000 miles] Yes dear of *course* you do.
Saturday, May 12th, 2007 08:50 am (UTC)
[purr]
Saturday, May 12th, 2007 03:58 pm (UTC)
Of course you do dear... xx