Vacuum cleaner buying

[samvara]

Turns out to be far more interesting, funny and interactive than ascetic_hedony and I realised.

Demonstration_Man poured bicarb, rice and fake cat hair all over his display floor, rubbed it in, vacuumed it up with a special vibrating head and topped off his performance by rubbing fake fur all over his trousers then cleaning it off with one of the attachments. Anyone willing to vacuum his groin in public deserves special love, sympathy and possibly a towel.

We bought a fresh, boxed one. It cleans dog hair off carpet and is an excellent new toy. All is well.

Comments

awesome

[ironed_orchid]

Hmm, bicarb can be sprinkled on floors prior to vacuuming to help remove odors. I suspect cheating. ;)

Actually, it makes me think my next vacuum cleaner will need to be able to suck up lots of bicarb.

Re: awesome

[black-samvara.livejournal.com]

He swore it was the closest he could get to 'real dust'

Re: awesome

[evilmattikinz.livejournal.com]

You should go back with a bag full of *real* dust from your previous vacuum. Persuade as many hounds as you can round up to roll around on the test carpet and a few cats as well for good measure. *Then* see how good the vibrating groin attachment is. (-;

Re: awesome

[black-samvara.livejournal.com]

These nipples don't work!

Re: awesome

[evilmattikinz.livejournal.com]

I dread to think. Actually my imagination is, as usual, working overtime, so I shall just think the worst!!

Re: awesome

[black-samvara.livejournal.com]

Red Dwarf moment

Re: awesome

[evilmattikinz.livejournal.com]

Ahhhhhh! That all makes a bit of sense now. You see I was thinking that... err you don't need to know! (-;

Re: awesome

[black-samvara.livejournal.com]

Suuuuuuuuuuuure you were ;-)