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What if Buffy had been black?
What if she had grown up on the streets, been adopted by a team of spiritually awakened Guardians3 representing one of the twelve tribes of Israel, trained to battle evil with a big sword1 and was a famous spoken-word artist in her spare time. What if she lived in a compound with Holy Water sprinklers, drove a humvee and was in lust with a drug baron ex-Guardian Master Vampire2. What if there were secret high speed demonic subways from LA to New Orleans?
Absolutely terrible, terrible I tell you. While I respect anyone trying to write in dialect that doesn't excuse appalling grammar. Where was the editor?
I have to go lie down and laugh some more now.
1Called Isis. What? You don't name your toys?
2Where are the vampire Pomeranians?
3Who aren't allowed to swear.
What if she had grown up on the streets, been adopted by a team of spiritually awakened Guardians3 representing one of the twelve tribes of Israel, trained to battle evil with a big sword1 and was a famous spoken-word artist in her spare time. What if she lived in a compound with Holy Water sprinklers, drove a humvee and was in lust with a drug baron ex-Guardian Master Vampire2. What if there were secret high speed demonic subways from LA to New Orleans?
Absolutely terrible, terrible I tell you. While I respect anyone trying to write in dialect that doesn't excuse appalling grammar. Where was the editor?
I have to go lie down and laugh some more now.
1Called Isis. What? You don't name your toys?
2Where are the vampire Pomeranians?
3Who aren't allowed to swear.
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