Monday, December 11th, 2006 10:41 am
Water based lube solves everything.
It's still pedophilia when they're dead.
I'd hit that like the fist of an angry god.
Bite me. I'll describe exactly where later.

Also, fortunes make so much more sense when you add 'in bed' to the end.
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