Movies Meme - Totally maharetr's fault

The gist of it is that you pick 15 of your favorite movies, go to IMDB and find quotes from each of them. Post answers as people guess! This would qualify more as 15 movies I am fond of.

When guessing: NO Google, NO searching IMDB yourself, or any of that sneaky internet stuff that we're all so good at. Just you and your memory!

1. On the contrary but you were somewhat the worse or the better for the wine and there are rules about such things.  High Society e_dan
   
2. It was a fair fight. Two of them, two of us...  Undercover Bluesmaharetr
3. I don't know anyone who could get through the day without two or three juicy rationalizations. They're more important than sex.
   Ah, come on. Nothing's more important than sex.
   Oh yeah? Ever gone a week without a rationalization?
4. Some people say forgive and forget. Nah, I don't know. I say forget about forgiving and just accept. And... get the hell out of town.  Grosse Point Blank  justadecoy
   
5. Cast back your minds. There we were, gathered together, gloomy and despondent, around a single meager woodcutter.  The Fearless Vampire Killers aka Dance of the Vampires
6. No, African war zone; ship of death!  Sahara maharetr
   
7. At least you'll never be a vegetable - even artichokes have hearts.  Amelie purrdence
8. Yeah? From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a fucking boat.  Bull Durham scotsnow
   
9. God willing, we will prevail, in peace and freedom from fear, and in true health, through the purity and essence of our natural... fluids. God bless you all  Dr Strangelove Mr stephbg
   
10. Cordon Bleu calling Onion Snipers. Artichoke Heart here.  Delicatessen scotsnow
    
11. What the hell are we supposed to use man? Harsh language?  Aliens missyjack
12. Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children.  The Blues Brothers missyjack
    
13. I give up. I see no point in living if I can't be beautiful.  Howl's Moving Castle
    
14. That's twice this month you've slipped deadly nightshade into my tea and run off.  Nightmare Before Christmas cricketk
    
15. You mean this? This is just a personal grooming appliance.  Pitch Black missyjack