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The buffness of Will Smith!
The product placement!
The fondling of the products placed!
A bastard son of Asimov: I expected the worst, and ended up enjoying myself thoroughly. Yes, I know, I have no taste but there's something about action movies with explosions and men running about being all inarticulate and manly that I just adore.
Spoiler bits
Never before have I seen a product so blatantly and so lovingly placed centre stage. Will - they are just shoes - get over it and stop touching them. It's not healthy.
Rumour has it that the shower moment "brief partial nudity" was motivated by Brad getting his gear off in Troy. It didn't fit with the flow of the movie but gave me something to think about when I couldn't handle the sheer Obnoxious_Prickness that is Will.
Not happy with demolition robot crushing stately mansion by climbing into it and smashing it to the ground - if you can build a robot you can trust to demolish an entire building by itself, surely you can build it to turn the freakin power off first.. and possibly remove valuables.
Not happy with V.I.K.I. becoming so 'sophisticated' it can supersede the 1st law and yet still embrace violent revolution.
Saddened by complete lack of ability to take advantage of Susan Calvin's potential as a character.
Very happy with Sonny. Sweet, vulnerable and very robot-y.
I-Robot script for Booboo
Spooner: Fear my muscular torso and shapely buttocks. I am unbelievably manly and far more manly than Brad. Look at my shiny new shoes, I must fondle them
Granny: Stop fondling your shoes Spooner - it's not healthy
Spooner: Oh no, a robot running with a handbag - I must save the handbag! Run! Run! Leap!
Asthmatic: Get away from my handbag you pervert
Lt. Bergin: You paranoid freak, go back on holiday
Spooner: Just because no robot has ever committed a crime.. ever does not mean that I can't catch one! Have you seen my shiny new shoes?
Dr. Lanning: *Die*
Spooner: Yay! Coffee!
Mr Robertson: You are crude and gross and WILL YOU STOP SLURPING!
Spooner: *sulk* Just for that, I shall investigate this 'suicide'
Calvin: I am gorgeous, heartless and know many big words!
Spooner: My these windows are hard to break how -did- that nice old man fling himself out of one?
Sonny: Bounce! Leap! Flee!
Spooner: Oooh shiny!
Sonny: *hides... but aggressively*
Spooner: Shoot! Stalk! Run!
Sonny: *is caught*
Lt. Bergin: No Spooner, you may NOT touch the shiny thing. .. Damn your puppy eyes, you may touch the shiny thing but only for 5 minutes.
Spooner: Admit it, you're shiny! Err.. you killed Dr. Lanning!
Sonny: Look! I can get mad! .. and wink!
Mr Robertson: Give me back my shiny thingy! *cough* I mean, that robot belongs to me, return it at once!
Spooner: Waah
Spooner: I must sneak around this house and look for clues. Ooohh shiny leather chairs!
Cat: Meowwrrr
Spooner: Look, a relationship will never work, you're a cat and I'm black. You would make a great furry handbag though.
Demo_robot: Crash! Destroy!
Spooner: I must save the handbag! .. err cat!
Spooner: Hi! An evil demolition robot tried to kill me. Would you like a handbag? .. err cat?
Calvin: I shall use small words: All robots are harmless and you are a nutter. PS I hate cats.
Spooner: You are the stupidest smart person I have ever met
Calvin: You are the stupidest stupid person I have ever met
Spooner: *snooze*
Evil_robot: You are experiencing a car accident!
Spooner: Like hell I am! Fight! Shoot! Scrape! *car accident*
Audience: OMG Spooner has a robot arm!
Spooner: My shiny shoes are ruined and evil_robots tried to kill me!
Lt. Bergin: You tried to drive a car? Bad Spooner. Bad!
Spooner: No-one believes in me - but I don't care!
Calvin: Guess what! Sonny has two positronic brains!
Spooner *bleeds*
Calvin: Can I fondle your robot arm? That's... kinda hot
Spooner: I hate robots because one saved my life recently
Calvin: That's great, look do I -have- to leave while you are changing?
Sonny: Yes! I have two brains and one of them doesn't obey the 3 laws!
Spooner: I have two brains as well!
Calvin: ..and we know which one does the thinking
Sonny: I have dreams.. about you big boy *winks*
Spooner: Well you are very shiny.. but no, I must remain true to my shoes
Sonny: I will draw a picture for you, not only do I dream but I am very artistic
Spooner: Hey I've been to that bar.. I mean Golly what a strange picture that I do not recognise at all
Mr Robertson: Thou shalt not suffer a robot with two brains to live!
Calvin: Gosh, you are absolutely right
Fake_Sonny: I have only one brain but I look at lot like Sonny don't I?
Calvin: I shall inject lethal nanobots into your positronic brain!
Fake_Sonny: *Die*
Spooner: I must find a bad guy - and soon, or people will think I am stupid.
Spooner: I have found more robots! But they are not shiny, I will hide. OMG, the robots are fighting!
Evil_robots: Kill the old non-shiny robots!
Old_robots: *Die*
Evil_robots: We must protect Spooner from his robo_virginity
Old_robots: Human_robo_virginity in Danger!
Spooner: Flee!
Calvin: See! I can do a shower scene too!
Evil_robot: I must protect Ms Calvin from talking to that freaky fetishist Spooner.
Spooner: Shoot! I TOLD you. Neener.
Calvin: The three laws of robotics are being overridden by a broadcast!
Audience: Cos it's not like the laws are hardwired into those nifty positronic brains
Spooner: We must stop the broadcast and make the world safe and .. and shiny!
Spooner: OMG You're alive!
Sonny: Technically I was never living, but thanks for your concern.
V.I.K.I.: I have evolved! I must protect humanity! I shall take over the world by force and keep all humans as pets!
Spooner: You have *so* got to die.
Audience: My, you really have evolved!
Sonny: Can I have Spooner?
V.I.K.I.: That's not very logical, he isn't even shiny.. Argh! You have shot my minions!
Spooner: I am too shiny, you haven't seen me in the shower! I shall have my revenge and destroy you V.I.K.I.!
Sonny: I shall fetch the vital nanobots!
Evil_robots: *attack* *die*
Audience: Gosh Sonny knows kungfu!
Evil_robots: OMG, V.I.K.I. is in danger! *climb* *multiple Spiderman impressions*
Spooner: What is this THING you people have with high places!
Spooner: Fight! Shoot! Jump!
Evil_robots: Fight! Leap! Explode!
Camera: I'm getting woozy, stop moving around so much
Calvin: Heeeeeeeeeelp I'm faaaaaaaaalling!
Sonny: I have the nanobots!
Spooner: Fuck the future of the human race, save the stupid smart person!
Sonny: Throw! Leap! Catch!
Spooner: Leap! Catch! Fall! *inject*
V.I.K.I. *Die*
Spooner: Calvin's okay, save me!
Sonny: Oh Spooner, I didn't know you cared!
The product placement!
The fondling of the products placed!
A bastard son of Asimov: I expected the worst, and ended up enjoying myself thoroughly. Yes, I know, I have no taste but there's something about action movies with explosions and men running about being all inarticulate and manly that I just adore.
Spoiler bits
Never before have I seen a product so blatantly and so lovingly placed centre stage. Will - they are just shoes - get over it and stop touching them. It's not healthy.
Rumour has it that the shower moment "brief partial nudity" was motivated by Brad getting his gear off in Troy. It didn't fit with the flow of the movie but gave me something to think about when I couldn't handle the sheer Obnoxious_Prickness that is Will.
Not happy with demolition robot crushing stately mansion by climbing into it and smashing it to the ground - if you can build a robot you can trust to demolish an entire building by itself, surely you can build it to turn the freakin power off first.. and possibly remove valuables.
Not happy with V.I.K.I. becoming so 'sophisticated' it can supersede the 1st law and yet still embrace violent revolution.
Saddened by complete lack of ability to take advantage of Susan Calvin's potential as a character.
Very happy with Sonny. Sweet, vulnerable and very robot-y.
I-Robot script for Booboo
Spooner: Fear my muscular torso and shapely buttocks. I am unbelievably manly and far more manly than Brad. Look at my shiny new shoes, I must fondle them
Granny: Stop fondling your shoes Spooner - it's not healthy
Spooner: Oh no, a robot running with a handbag - I must save the handbag! Run! Run! Leap!
Asthmatic: Get away from my handbag you pervert
Lt. Bergin: You paranoid freak, go back on holiday
Spooner: Just because no robot has ever committed a crime.. ever does not mean that I can't catch one! Have you seen my shiny new shoes?
Dr. Lanning: *Die*
Spooner: Yay! Coffee!
Mr Robertson: You are crude and gross and WILL YOU STOP SLURPING!
Spooner: *sulk* Just for that, I shall investigate this 'suicide'
Calvin: I am gorgeous, heartless and know many big words!
Spooner: My these windows are hard to break how -did- that nice old man fling himself out of one?
Sonny: Bounce! Leap! Flee!
Spooner: Oooh shiny!
Sonny: *hides... but aggressively*
Spooner: Shoot! Stalk! Run!
Sonny: *is caught*
Lt. Bergin: No Spooner, you may NOT touch the shiny thing. .. Damn your puppy eyes, you may touch the shiny thing but only for 5 minutes.
Spooner: Admit it, you're shiny! Err.. you killed Dr. Lanning!
Sonny: Look! I can get mad! .. and wink!
Mr Robertson: Give me back my shiny thingy! *cough* I mean, that robot belongs to me, return it at once!
Spooner: Waah
Spooner: I must sneak around this house and look for clues. Ooohh shiny leather chairs!
Cat: Meowwrrr
Spooner: Look, a relationship will never work, you're a cat and I'm black. You would make a great furry handbag though.
Demo_robot: Crash! Destroy!
Spooner: I must save the handbag! .. err cat!
Spooner: Hi! An evil demolition robot tried to kill me. Would you like a handbag? .. err cat?
Calvin: I shall use small words: All robots are harmless and you are a nutter. PS I hate cats.
Spooner: You are the stupidest smart person I have ever met
Calvin: You are the stupidest stupid person I have ever met
Spooner: *snooze*
Evil_robot: You are experiencing a car accident!
Spooner: Like hell I am! Fight! Shoot! Scrape! *car accident*
Audience: OMG Spooner has a robot arm!
Spooner: My shiny shoes are ruined and evil_robots tried to kill me!
Lt. Bergin: You tried to drive a car? Bad Spooner. Bad!
Spooner: No-one believes in me - but I don't care!
Calvin: Guess what! Sonny has two positronic brains!
Spooner *bleeds*
Calvin: Can I fondle your robot arm? That's... kinda hot
Spooner: I hate robots because one saved my life recently
Calvin: That's great, look do I -have- to leave while you are changing?
Sonny: Yes! I have two brains and one of them doesn't obey the 3 laws!
Spooner: I have two brains as well!
Calvin: ..and we know which one does the thinking
Sonny: I have dreams.. about you big boy *winks*
Spooner: Well you are very shiny.. but no, I must remain true to my shoes
Sonny: I will draw a picture for you, not only do I dream but I am very artistic
Spooner: Hey I've been to that bar.. I mean Golly what a strange picture that I do not recognise at all
Mr Robertson: Thou shalt not suffer a robot with two brains to live!
Calvin: Gosh, you are absolutely right
Fake_Sonny: I have only one brain but I look at lot like Sonny don't I?
Calvin: I shall inject lethal nanobots into your positronic brain!
Fake_Sonny: *Die*
Spooner: I must find a bad guy - and soon, or people will think I am stupid.
Spooner: I have found more robots! But they are not shiny, I will hide. OMG, the robots are fighting!
Evil_robots: Kill the old non-shiny robots!
Old_robots: *Die*
Evil_robots: We must protect Spooner from his robo_virginity
Old_robots: Human_robo_virginity in Danger!
Spooner: Flee!
Calvin: See! I can do a shower scene too!
Evil_robot: I must protect Ms Calvin from talking to that freaky fetishist Spooner.
Spooner: Shoot! I TOLD you. Neener.
Calvin: The three laws of robotics are being overridden by a broadcast!
Audience: Cos it's not like the laws are hardwired into those nifty positronic brains
Spooner: We must stop the broadcast and make the world safe and .. and shiny!
Spooner: OMG You're alive!
Sonny: Technically I was never living, but thanks for your concern.
V.I.K.I.: I have evolved! I must protect humanity! I shall take over the world by force and keep all humans as pets!
Spooner: You have *so* got to die.
Audience: My, you really have evolved!
Sonny: Can I have Spooner?
V.I.K.I.: That's not very logical, he isn't even shiny.. Argh! You have shot my minions!
Spooner: I am too shiny, you haven't seen me in the shower! I shall have my revenge and destroy you V.I.K.I.!
Sonny: I shall fetch the vital nanobots!
Evil_robots: *attack* *die*
Audience: Gosh Sonny knows kungfu!
Evil_robots: OMG, V.I.K.I. is in danger! *climb* *multiple Spiderman impressions*
Spooner: What is this THING you people have with high places!
Spooner: Fight! Shoot! Jump!
Evil_robots: Fight! Leap! Explode!
Camera: I'm getting woozy, stop moving around so much
Calvin: Heeeeeeeeeelp I'm faaaaaaaaalling!
Sonny: I have the nanobots!
Spooner: Fuck the future of the human race, save the stupid smart person!
Sonny: Throw! Leap! Catch!
Spooner: Leap! Catch! Fall! *inject*
V.I.K.I. *Die*
Spooner: Calvin's okay, save me!
Sonny: Oh Spooner, I didn't know you cared!