..and it's such a *nice* suburb

[samvara]

The Scene: Me walking home from work on a lovely, hot summer afternoon.

The Cast: Me, Woman Watering Verge (WWV), Man talking to Woman Watering Verge (MTWWV) and Woman Driving Van Containing Small Children (WDVCSM).

WDVCSM: "I just sucked some man's dick for $900!"
Me: ...
WWV: ...
MTWWV: "What did she say?"
WWV: (lying through her teeth) "I have NO idea"
Me: "I thought the going rate was $200"
WWV: (giggles a lot)
MTWWV: ...
WDVCSM: (drives by again, waves)
Me: ...
WWV: ...

Comments

[bannie.livejournal.com]

...!!!

LOL! What a weird conversation!!

[black-samvara.livejournal.com]

WWV and I bonded afterwards and giggled a lot.

[bannie.livejournal.com]

Hehehe well thats a good outcome anyway! :)

[black-samvara.livejournal.com]

I thought so :)

Hmmm

[tiger-75.livejournal.com]

That is truely weird. Perhaps what she really said was...

'I just trucked some damn bricks for $900'

Lets see if we can make some random stuff up shall we and the world would be a much funnier place.

This reminds the of the song lyrics 'My Daddy gave me a name ...and then he walked away'. For years I thought it went 'My Daddy gave me a pig... and then he walked away'. R laughed at me so much for that. I could never understand WHY he gave him a pig. Although I could understand why he walked away afterwards.

Re: Hmmm

[black-samvara.livejournal.com]

'I just plucked some clan's chicks for $900' ?

I like your suggestion HEAPS!

I know I've done that! And been laughed at lots for making up my own lyrics, I can't remember the song - think it was a Pink Floyd one.

Re: Hmmm

[tiger-75.livejournal.com]

R says 'He's appalled! $900! (thats a bit steep)

Men...

Re: Hmmm

[black-samvara.livejournal.com]

It *is* a bit steep, if men were offering that kind of money for a bj there would be some serious negotiating going on!

Hello, love and hugs to R.