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...try taking our Vamp out in the sunlight and watch him sparkle...

samvara: Photo of Modesty Blaise with text "All this and brains as well" (Default)
[personal profile] samvara
Wednesday, August 26th, 2009 07:28 am
*snortles* It had to happen: The Vamp - NSFW.

Found via RevolutionSF of all things.
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lian: Klavier Gavin, golden boy (Default)
[personal profile] lian
Tuesday, August 25th, 2009 11:54 pm (UTC)
This is delightful! And refrigeration option for that authentic marble feel is another nice touch. *wipes away tiny tear of mirth*

copracat: Freddie Mercury glamming it up on stage with the text 'Did you say gay pants?' (freddie)
[personal profile] copracat
Wednesday, August 26th, 2009 01:08 am (UTC)
My *eyes*. Also, isn't Twilight all about sexual restraint?

samvara: Photo of Modesty Blaise with text "All this and brains as well" (Default)
[personal profile] samvara
Wednesday, August 26th, 2009 01:13 am (UTC)
AND SPARKLING! Apparently that trumps any minor considerations like self restraint.

samvara: Photo of Modesty Blaise with text "All this and brains as well" (Default)
[personal profile] samvara
Wednesday, August 26th, 2009 01:15 am (UTC)
You know you want one!

ironed_orchid: watercolour and pen style sketch of a brown tabby cat curl up with her head looking up at the viewer and her front paw stretched out on the left (Default)
[personal profile] ironed_orchid
Wednesday, August 26th, 2009 01:22 am (UTC)
Heh.

Well dildos which ignite on contact with sunlight violate many health and safety laws, so finally there's a canon which allows for sparkly sunlit escapades.

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[personal profile] copracat
Wednesday, August 26th, 2009 01:33 am (UTC)
Do you think if online sex toy shops had been around in the Sixties there would have been Vulcan-green dildoes?

samvara: Photo of Modesty Blaise with text "All this and brains as well" (Default)
[personal profile] samvara
Wednesday, August 26th, 2009 01:49 am (UTC)
I choose to believe they exist - surely the Trekkie market was crying out for such things!

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[personal profile] copracat
Wednesday, August 26th, 2009 02:02 am (UTC)
That would be an interesting fanwork craft: silicon dildo casting.

samvara: Photo of Modesty Blaise with text "All this and brains as well" (Default)
[personal profile] samvara
Wednesday, August 26th, 2009 02:19 am (UTC)
Part of me is enthused and the rest of me now really wants to wash my hands...

samvara: Photo of Modesty Blaise with text "All this and brains as well" (Default)
[personal profile] samvara
Wednesday, August 26th, 2009 02:27 am (UTC)
Ahhh finally filling the niche market for funky outdoor goods!

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[personal profile] copracat
Wednesday, August 26th, 2009 02:46 am (UTC)
See, already you're preparing because good hygiene is vital when handling sex toys!

(sorry sorry sorry)

samvara: Photo of Modesty Blaise with text "All this and brains as well" (Default)
[personal profile] samvara
Wednesday, August 26th, 2009 03:19 am (UTC)
*rofl* I feel so much better now!

ironed_orchid: watercolour and pen style sketch of a brown tabby cat curl up with her head looking up at the viewer and her front paw stretched out on the left (Default)
[personal profile] ironed_orchid
Wednesday, August 26th, 2009 03:26 am (UTC)
Hey, if the furry/otherkin market can cater for dragon and gryphon dildos, surely there's got to be a vulcan and klingon market.

ascetic_hedony: (Chase Tie)
[personal profile] ascetic_hedony
Wednesday, August 26th, 2009 03:27 am (UTC)
Well, how else would one enhance their exhibitionistic sexual experiences? It isn't fair that those who chose to have sexual encounters outside of the privacy of their own homes must lack for appropriately themed toys.

Of course, now I'm thinking about the demand for glow in the dark toys for outside sex at night.

samvara: Photo of Modesty Blaise with text "All this and brains as well" (Default)
[personal profile] samvara
Wednesday, August 26th, 2009 05:56 am (UTC)
I have a story about themed condoms I am nobly resisting sharing with you.

samvara: Photo of Modesty Blaise with text "All this and brains as well" (Default)
[personal profile] samvara
Wednesday, August 26th, 2009 10:19 am (UTC)
Gawd, that's awesome - I kind of want the Raptor just because I'm conditioned to respond positively to anything that sounds like a giant dinosaur.

[identity profile] missyjack.livejournal.com
Tuesday, August 25th, 2009 11:41 pm (UTC)
LOL!

[identity profile] cheshirenoir.livejournal.com
Wednesday, August 26th, 2009 10:30 am (UTC)
Hee! Made me giggle...

[identity profile] japester.livejournal.com
Wednesday, August 26th, 2009 11:53 am (UTC)
::snerk::

that was fantastically silly!
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