- Have accidentally moisturised my windscreen
- Woofer thinks me singing is very exciting; I suspect this isn’t a compliment but hey, it makes for fun playtime
- I’m resisting the urge to delay leaving for work for 15 mins because the school kids on the train station at that time have really good hair – I’m particularly fond of a confection I think of as ‘stunned skunk’ and his friend ‘distressed hedgehog’
- Decision to wear covered shoes to survive aircon at work was premature, stubbed foot does not approve
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