I impulse bought mushrooms recently

( and they were very pretty; they also made an excellent stiry fry. )

Fuck you!

Quoth a young man driving his ute down my local street to myself and e_dan who were ambling back from my local store armed with dairy products. He then pulled over and started rambling incoherently about how we were beautiful, and women, or maybe men and after some more words that made no sense he eventually came to a halt and drove off. We continued to smile amiably. Oh the healing powers of dairy!

I think he maybe thought we were guys and for some reason wanted to scream abuse at us and then realised I was a girl and that maybe his entire impulse was pretty off anyway then just sort of verbally lost the plot in a surprisingly amusing fashion.

( In other news I nearly chopped the tip of my finger off while making lunch. )