Most unfortunate surname from an autocorrect point of view

'Teh'

Incidentally, HPQC and Word have combined to propose my name is actually 'Mafia Bubonic'

Ultrasonic ringtones

You are a dog

Or maybe you are a mosquito, you certainly can't be human. The highest pitched ultrasonic mosquito ringtone that I can hear is 21.1kHz

Find out which ultrasonic ringtones you can hear!

14.9kHz was acutely unpleasant.