Highlights of the last 24 hours:
Almost going to work in my thermal space booties because not very focused some mornings.
Leaving the stove on...
Trying to remove work trousers while under the illusion I was wearing trackpants and nearly stabbing myself to death with the fingernails I shouldn't have but didn't cut because am too injured to do TKD.
Getting home and opening the front door to hear "Two dogs!" shouted. Have bag and coat in one arm, door and key in other hand, manage to stop 3 month old boxer puppy Murray exiting house at speed with right foot, Kenobi tries to apply 9 hours of repressed love to left leg, I then tripped over
ascetic_hedony as he tried to retrieve Murray from under me.
Slipping on a wet pavement and skinning knee in full view of five people who ignored it utterly.
Almost going to work in my thermal space booties because not very focused some mornings.
Leaving the stove on...
Trying to remove work trousers while under the illusion I was wearing trackpants and nearly stabbing myself to death with the fingernails I shouldn't have but didn't cut because am too injured to do TKD.
Getting home and opening the front door to hear "Two dogs!" shouted. Have bag and coat in one arm, door and key in other hand, manage to stop 3 month old boxer puppy Murray exiting house at speed with right foot, Kenobi tries to apply 9 hours of repressed love to left leg, I then tripped over
Slipping on a wet pavement and skinning knee in full view of five people who ignored it utterly.