It is a beautiful day!

I have a HUGE box of books to read.

The beach was lovely in a blue skies and far reaching horizons sort of way.

A nice man in Freo fixed and polished my boots for free.

I have a new mug.

The woofer has a new teddy bear. I wondered if I gave it to him at the shop whether people would scream 'abuse!' but they all think he was adorable and cute. People kept stopping to talk to him - apparently dogs carrying bears are very popular and a great way to meet people.

Lazarus Churchyard: The Final Cut by Warren Ellis and D'Israeli

My advantageous mongoose masturbates with abandon over your mother's skeleton.

Dark, angry and bizarre - also very very cool.

Meet Lazarus Churchyard, suicide-crazed unkillable junkie trapped in a future so disgusting that it makes him the good guy by default.