How's Your Survival Instinct?

( rofl )

Iron count 134.. it's a record

Usually I'm borderline and every now and then they stab my other finger to get a second opinion (why the left side is higher I do not know) so this was very satisfying. Also enjoyed ticking the box that said I had been overseas and done fun things - usually I'm only reminded how unbelievably boring my life is¹.

¹ Boring in the sense of no needle habits, income through prostitution or life threatening injuries.

The Pirates! In an adventure with Scientists by Gideon Defoe

A short, deliriously funny novel about incredibly stupid pirates and ham, which will hopefully signal the demise of long, unfunny novels set on land.

Err, not exactly but well worth thinking about. Peppered with amusing scientific facts and other 'facts' as well. Oh and very Piractical.

Arrh!