It is a dark and stormy night...

Lighting sears the sky. Atop a lonely hillside clad in the traditional garb of the mad scientist stands a rabid stereotype raising triumphant clawed fingers to the heavens. A brave, and probably quite wet observer would be able to hear loony_scientist_laugh_#3 followed by the chilling words-
"I'ts Aliiiiiiiiiiiiive"
Guess who just got a copy of Seekers Mask by PC Hodgell?

In other news was called "Madam" by an irate policeman yesterday - remarkable manners, hence remark.