Dear Diary, I'm awake, really

[samvara]

Dude from the tree-lopping company leaned seductively against the door frame and asked pointed questions about my life / house-mate / husband for a good five minutes before I realised he was flirting with me.

Am more interested in my new cough; how on earth do you get a cough without some sort of infection?

...and now that I think about it, I just passed up the chance to enact a fairly popular porn fantasy.

Comments

[callistra.livejournal.com]

- dust or allergies? Any trees suddenly flowering in your neighbourhood?
- Whooping cough for the first 2 weeks is just like a normal dry cough with nothing else.
I had another one but can't think of it right now.
Teeth coming through?
:-)

[black-samvara.livejournal.com]

Gah! I'm hoping it's just a weird side-effect of having a melt-down due to overwork.

The teeth, it will be the teeth :p

[stephbg.livejournal.com]

You might have a viral cough. Or you've just been talking too much lately.

Or it could be a tooma.

[black-samvara.livejournal.com]

Wahhhh

[stephbg.livejournal.com]

It's not a tooma.

And such a waste of the tree guy. Prefect porn casting: "We got wood!"

[black-samvara.livejournal.com]

I just laughed myself into a coughing spasm :p

[rabbit1080.livejournal.com]

hayfever for me causes a cough and itchy eyes and itchy nose. happens whenever there's a strong easterly wind, some other dust source or too much pollen. i've started occasionally snorting saline solution from the chemist. yuk. works though. for about 12 hours.

that's a funny story about the dude =)

[black-samvara.livejournal.com]

It cheered me up considerably!

[awils1.livejournal.com]

Was he an attractive dude from the tree-lopping company?

...I kept flirting with the package mail man. Till I found out he was married and had kids.

Also, asthma or dust/allergies are my guess.

[black-samvara.livejournal.com]

Alas, not my scene! The me being terribly ill and him assuming I'm straight didn't help either.

*grins*

[awils1.livejournal.com]

I can understand that. It's not really my type of thing either---I just like to flirt, because it amuses me!

*hands chicken soup over for illness*

[black-samvara.livejournal.com]

I'll usually flirt with anyone! I just don't get heteronormed at quite that hard, for a moment there I felt almost gay.

*cradles soup lovingly*

[grouchiegrrl.livejournal.com]

I do have to laugh - if he had said 'I am here to clean your pool'....*lol*

[black-samvara.livejournal.com]

I didn't start to laugh until after he left and it slowly dawned on me that I'd read half the dialogue somewhere before...

[grouchiegrrl.livejournal.com]

I guess we can chalk that up to the flu? Slows down your mind to the point where you miss your cue in your own little porn flick...

[black-samvara.livejournal.com]

*snaps fingers*

Next time!

[maharetr.livejournal.com]

*laughs and squishes you from the other room*

This is where I make comments about couch sex, and while I'm in Adelaide, yes? :P

[black-samvara.livejournal.com]

Yes, I'm going to re-enact bad porn in your absence!

[maharetr.livejournal.com]

*cough* (http://www.givememyremote.com/remote/watch-nathan-fillion-in-pg-porn/)