There could be a lot of beguiling children's books written about my homeland. Fortunately we are podunk enough that most people don't seem to give a fuck, which frankly I will take over the alternatives (having had the alternatives, I prefer obscurity).
I would kill that with really deadly chemicals, were it my building, because whoa.
If you see anyone dressed in green peering out from behind a tree around here, they're likely either a meth dealer or a UO football player. Either way they're likely to assault you and leave you for dead in the (overflowing, this year) ditch, so really, I would forgo, personally.
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There could be a lot of beguiling children's books written about my homeland. Fortunately we are podunk enough that most people don't seem to give a fuck, which frankly I will take over the alternatives (having had the alternatives, I prefer obscurity).
I would kill that with really deadly chemicals, were it my building, because whoa.
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...so you won't take kindly to any requests where you dress up in green, leafy clothes and peer timidly out from behind trees?
I was torn! They are cute!
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They are cute and yet sporacious.
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Yes and they can sporaciousify in someone else's bedroom!