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samvara ([personal profile] samvara) wrote2007-03-23 03:54 pm
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Vacuum cleaner buying

Turns out to be far more interesting, funny and interactive than [livejournal.com profile] ascetic_hedony and I realised.

Demonstration_Man poured bicarb, rice and fake cat hair all over his display floor, rubbed it in, vacuumed it up with a special vibrating head and topped off his performance by rubbing fake fur all over his trousers then cleaning it off with one of the attachments. Anyone willing to vacuum his groin in public deserves special love, sympathy and possibly a towel.

We bought a fresh, boxed one. It cleans dog hair off carpet and is an excellent new toy. All is well.
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Re: awesome

[identity profile] black-samvara.livejournal.com 2007-03-26 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
He swore it was the closest he could get to 'real dust'

Re: awesome

[identity profile] evilmattikinz.livejournal.com 2007-03-26 08:26 am (UTC)(link)
You should go back with a bag full of *real* dust from your previous vacuum. Persuade as many hounds as you can round up to roll around on the test carpet and a few cats as well for good measure. *Then* see how good the vibrating groin attachment is. (-;
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Re: awesome

[identity profile] black-samvara.livejournal.com 2007-03-26 08:45 am (UTC)(link)
These nipples don't work!

Re: awesome

[identity profile] evilmattikinz.livejournal.com 2007-03-26 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I dread to think. Actually my imagination is, as usual, working overtime, so I shall just think the worst!!

Re: awesome

[identity profile] evilmattikinz.livejournal.com 2007-03-26 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahhhhhh! That all makes a bit of sense now. You see I was thinking that... err you don't need to know! (-;
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Re: awesome

[identity profile] black-samvara.livejournal.com 2007-03-27 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
Suuuuuuuuuuuure you were ;-)